Thursday, December 06, 2007

Funny Email


Yesterday, I was really in a very bad mood, because despite in a bad mood, I tries to cheer one of my friend up. In the end, it was backfired, and well, nothing to say today.

One of the most joyous thing is that I received an email from Amory, that he is actually a 55 years "young" man. Which I always thought to be in 80 or 90 plus. but thank you so much for dropping by. I really appreciate it.

This morning,I also got another email, which is quite a bit true. It can only be read in chinese, so......People who wants to know what it says better pick up chinese.

技術部,您好:

去年我把「男友5.0版」升級到「老公1.0版」之後,發現系統的整體效能變差了,尤其是「送花」及「 珠寶」功能,這兩個功能本來在「男友5.0」一點問題都沒有。除此之外,「老公1.0」也把原來好用的軟體殺掉了,例如「羅漫蒂克9.5」及「關懷 6.5」,取而代之的是「世界杯足球賽5.0」、「世界杯籃球賽3.0」和「高爾夫俱樂部 4.1」。「談心8.0」也無法執行,還有,每當我要執行「打掃屋子2.6」,整個系統就當機, 我試著用「嘮叨5.3」,但都沒辦法解決。請問我該怎麼辦?

心急人
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From: 技術支援@伴侶軟體.com
Date: 2003/12/21 15:24:22
To: 心急人
主旨: Re:升級「老公1.0」

親愛的「心急人」

首先要提醒您的是,「男友5.0」是娛樂軟體套件,而「老公1.0」是作業系統。您可以在流覽器上方的網址列輸入:http://我以為你愛我.htm,試著下載「流淚6.2」,也別忘了下載「罪惡感3.0」的更新檔案。如果上述軟體可以執行的話,那麼「老公1.0」應該就會自動執行「 珠寶2.0」和「送花3.5」了。但要注意的是,過度使用上述功能,會造成「老公1.0」自動執行「發脾氣2.5」、「流連酒吧7.0」和「啤酒6.1」。「啤酒6.1」是個很不好用的軟體,它會自動上網去下載一個叫做「鼾聲如雷」的測試版。還有,無論如何,千萬別安裝「婆婆1.0」(它是一種病毒,發作時會佔用妳的作業系統全部資源)另外,不要嘗試重新安裝「男友5.0」,我們並不支援這套軟體,同時它和「老公1.0」不相容,會造成不可預期的錯誤訊息。總結來說,「老公1.0」是個非常棒的軟體,但受到記憶體的限制,它無法在短時內學習新的功能。您或許可以考慮購買另外一套外掛程式,以增加記憶體和增進系統功能。我們建議「美食3.0」或「性感內衣7.7」

祝好運

技術支援部


Lastly, thank you GOD, for your answer in my prayer, today things are really going smoothly and assistance are rendered when needed.

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